Written by ArxhangiiliPoznyakax at 23:11 22/9-2021
What was supposed to be a beautiful ,idyllic , morally and religiously right sportive adventure in the Holy See has turned into a nightmare.
Quickly after recruiting Daniello de la Torre , I understood that something went wrong. A lot of the Vatican officials were jubilating at the last Motu Proprio "Traditionis Custodes" , and were accusing me and my riders to pray the Tridentine Mass.
One night , a person describing herself as "the police" came and asked me if I was celebrating the Latin Mass. I said "yes , of course" , and he told me to stop immediately or I will be excommunicated with my team.
I then called my bishop in France , and he told me to never surrender. We then gathered in Saint Peter Square and celebrated the Latin Mass all together the next morning. I got a lot of calls and emails from Lefevrists and even Sedevacantist. Even a partisan of the Siri Thesis called me and congratulated me !
But it took only 20 minutes for me and the others to be arrested. I was told to leave the next day and the other Ukrainian riders and the staff got 72 days thanks to a call from the Ukrainian embassy , their new fake orthodox Kiev patriarchate was too happy to enjoy tensions in the Catholic side. Even the ambassador believes in the Theory of the Third Rome , so I imagine that they drank a lot of champagne watching Catholics dividing each other.
I had anticipated , as a plan B , where to move in case the satanic owners of the Vatican would discover that we are Traditionalists. This place is Montenegro.
In my scouting software , there was a youngster called Bajo Karadzic , I wrote him from the police station of the Vatican and he agreed to sign with us. I just told him to book a few hotel rooms for the guys in 3 days time and so he did.
Daniello , our Vatican rider , managed to escape in a car , out of Italy , and joined Montenegro through Slovenia and Croatia. Two young traditionalists security guards , hidden in the ranks of the Swiss guards , Benito and Maioranuus , helped him to escape. They were facing serious jail times in Vatican , and were happy to escape "the smoke of Satan" , as the (not very holy) Paul VI said. They took risks , and in exchange , I gave them both a contract in the team.
Another very disturbing fact was that an internal enquiry has revealed that some other team managers were contacting the authorities of the Vatican and warn them that my team was "intolerant" . This has probably unleashed the devilish instincts of the disciples of the Bergoglio/conciliar sect.
I first thought about dying as a martyr and retaking the Vatican with weapons , but I am sure I would have been assassinated by freemasons just like when Bismarck and his twisted Kulturkampf mandated the assassination of Garcia Moreno.
Arseny Dobrolyubov started to go into depression and called father Basil Kovpak , and talked to him for 5 hours. He then spent the entire rest of the night kneeling and praying. He promised me to win the Giro di Sicilia before to move to a better team next season. I shook his hands.
Spartak Yevtushenkov told me that he would dress like a hooligan and "build a team" to go and destroy what he calls the "sodomite art" in the Sixtine Chapel. I told him that he is right to do that , and that this is really a good action.
Svyatoslav Rastorguyev went to Anti-Pope Francis s office and vandalized everything , and wrote with a marker " Robert Sarah did this ". He was also shouting "Novus Ordu is a heresy" and "Ecclesia Dei believers were betrayed".
Viktor Vanzin , reminiscing the holy time of the Brest Union , took a medieval sword and wore a vashenvanka -and started to chant some liturgy in Church Slavonic in one chapel.
Only Aristarkh Astafyev took the decision with calm and had a quiet night in his room. His anger was noticeable though , when he told me that Novus Ordo is actually Bogus Ordo , that Orthodox are Orthoducks , that Protestants are judeo-pharisaic "creatures" , and that this globalist modern world is a "cosmopolitan cuck world" . I value this type of loyalty and fighting spirit but I know he won't be happy in Montenegro and he will leave the team after the Giro di Sicilia.
The case of Turbin was more problematic and it was a bit difficult to calm him down , as he is a bit of a loose cannon.
He got mad , and told me that he will take in hostage all the North-American tourists he will find in the vatican who voted for Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau. While in essence , I consider this a very healthy thing to do , he later called me and told me that he struggled to gather by force 8 women in the basement of a museum.
While I started to panic and started to convince him to free the hostages , he came to the tragic conclusion that all North-American women are "too fat" to be taken in hostage , and being magnanimous , finally freed them all.
As per me , I left the next morning - and headed to Montenegro. I was down , heavy , and i felt very down. I had 2 days free before the riders come and join me in Podgorica , and I ate a pineapple pizza with Bajo in Stari Aerodrom , in Podgorica . Bajo is honestly not a very strong rider , but has a very strong will. He was so happy to tell me that he was riding in his youth with Tadisa , the only other Montenegrin professional and that he could even follow him on hilly terrain. After lunch, I received a message from Milena.
Milena is a girl I used to know in my younger years. She is , just like most tribes from the Dinaric Alps , very tall (180cm), but yet at the same time very slim. A true slender beauty. It's almost like the Book of Baruch is describing her , in chapter 3 , verse 26.
I told her that I do not want to see her , as I do not have the courage to resist her cosmic presence. She insisted , and asked me the address of my apartment.
I told her that i can't , but finally gave the address after the fourth attempt. Sensing that she was succumbing to my charms , she of course started to prepare the food while i was on my phone with my feet on the table , making sure Porfiriy didn't fulfill his dream of annihilating any Sorosian type of society.
Milena knows that I enjoy some snacks , and in a very old school way -was totally focused on making me happy. However , I must admit that she was a bit noisy while setting up the plates and the food , which is not so respectful , but I will pass on that.
After talking a bit about her son , her husband , her family , and some other things I started to bust in tears. She asked me why I am crying and I told her : " They stole the Vatican, Notre Dame de la Salette was right" .
She looked at me full of compassion , not understanding much. Sadly , I felt a bit annoyed by her lack of knowledge - and the more I looked at her , the more I disliked her face. At the same time , she still remains stunningly beautiful for some unknown reason.
I looked at her in the eyes and told her " They stole my dream".
"Who "?, she shouted , in a very cute emotional way .
"The disciples of Anacharsis Cloots !!!!! ! I shouted frantically.
As Milena has a limited IQ , she didn't know who Cloots is- but in a very feminine move she took me in her arms ,and I spent maybe 20 minutes there before to tell her that now I will build a team here and even become the national team manager.
"I am proud of you ", she said.
"Thanks , but it s time for you to go home , I told her.I like you too much , and I don't want to cheat my wife. I am soon to become a Knight. It's a catholic institution , you know" "And anyway , I can't serve two masters".
And so she left in her car , probably frustrated , as she knows how much of a quality man I am , both in general and for intimate action.
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Thank you Sir !
Your team are certainly getting around bit. I'll keep my eyes out for any montenegrin riders to give you a helping hand. We have a soft spot for our balkan colleagues...
:)
@loko zvolen , in MP , no problem :) but it s not polite to give it to everyone
We want a photo of Milena or it didn´t happen!
Shame on the Kabbalistic sect for having sullied the Vatican!
I think you did well and I am excited to see the results after the transition period.
May God preserve your faithful riders.
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